BOB and clutter -
Where is it written that the MOM has to clean up everyone’s mess??
BOB has a little pillow hanging from the pantry door knob -
It has a little button sewn on it -
And says -
Push button for maid -
If no one answers -
Do it yourself!!
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BOB read a blog recently -
Actually BOB read quite a few blogs recently -
But this one in particular “spoke” to her -
Mind you - this is just her opinion -
And she could be wrong -
But - BOB thinks -
CLUTTER makes her house look MESSY -
And MESSY bothers her (sometimes) -
BUT -
CLUTTERED is not the same as DIRTY.
Her house is CLEAN -
Thanks to a couple of very nice young girls who help her out -
BUT it is also MESSY and CLUTTERED!!
Sometimes it bothers her -
Sometimes it doesn’t -
If it’s HER mess -
She doesn’t mind cleaning/straightening it up -
If it’s NOT her mess -
She has a tough time -
It's nowhere near as bad now as it was when her kids still lived at home -
If a visitor thought that she was not doing a good job keeping the house CLEAN -
She would have LOVED to tell them that she didn’t put it there!!
Blame the owner(s) of the shirt(s) for being a slob -
It’s not HER job to clean up after them!!
And they better not be judging HER for something she cannot control -
In the meantime - she put on her blinders and walked AROUND it -
Trying not to trip. ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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2 comments:
Thanks BOB! I am trying to learn to put on blinders, too.
I have a fridge magnet that says.....I'm not messy, I'm creative. It is my motto.
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