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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Friday, August 17, 2012

BOB and reverse it

SCENARIO #1 -
RH teacher -
LH student -

RH teacher is unable to show student how to do it LH -
So - LH student is expected to “just reverse it” -

SCENARIO #2 -
LH teacher -
RH student -

LH teacher is expected to show student how to do it RH -
Because - RH student is unable to “just reverse it” -

Boys and girls -

Can you say -

Double Standard??

Just because it’s a RH world -

Doesn’t mean everyone is RH -

If -

LH students are expected to “just reverse it” -
When being taught by a RH teacher -

Then -

RH students should be able to “just reverse it” -
When being taught by a LH teacher -

And -

RH teachers should be expected to show the LH student how to do it LH -

I mean - c’mon now guys -

Fair is Fair!!



But then again - it’s probably just me.



Friday, August 10, 2012

BOB and Smart Phones


KatieM posted a rant on “Smart Phones” - here

BOB totally agrees -

And thinks that "smart" phones are for the people -

Who use/want/need "technology" as a substitute -

For actually being "smart" themselves.

“Technology” is just so damn convenient -

People begin to crutch on it -

Using spell-checkers instead of dictionaries -

GPS instead of maps -

Until -

The "technology" becomes the norm -

And there is no alternative.

For example -

I use the dictionary in my head -

And learned to spell at an early age - ;))

I don't want/need GPS -

I can read a map -

But try to find a map to read -

"Everyone" has GPS.

So - because I can't find a map -

I am basically forced to use GPS -

Because -

There is no alternative - UGH!!

And then what happens -

When the GPS puts you out in the middle of nowhere -

And you can’t find a map -

To get you back to where you “should” be - ????



But then again - it's probably just me - ;))



Friday, August 3, 2012

Little Johnny


Little Johnny came home from school one day -

And his mom asked him what he had learned -

He told her that his teacher -

Had talked about her imaginary friend -

His teacher had told him that -

He tells her what to do -

He tells her what not to do - (or else) -

He has some rules she has to follow -

He has a book she has to read -

He grants her wishes - (sometimes) -

He has a birthday and she celebrates with presents and everything -

Little Johnny’s mom got all upset -

And was ready to march on down -

To the principal’s office -

To complain about the teacher -

Until she realized that -

Little Johnny had just come home -

From Sunday school - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me.




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