BOB knits

BOB knits RIGHT-HANDED -

When BOB was a kid -
And asked her mother to teach her -
How to knit -

Her mother said that she would be damned -
If she was going to try to figure out -
How to do it LEFT-HANDED -
So that she could show BOB how -

So if BOB wanted to learn how to knit -
She would teach her -
RIGHT-HANDED -
Or not at all -

BOB's little sister - bob -
blind old bat -
On the other hand -
Never learned to knit -
At all -

Even though bob is/was -
RIGHT-HANDED -
Because she didn't want to -

And she didn't have to -
Because -
BOB's mother did it -
For her -

BOB did it herself -

BOB also taught herself -
How to crochet -
LEFT-HANDED - ;))


But then again - it's probably just me.

BOB tries to

BOB tries TO -

Do stuff -

BOB does not try AND -

Do stuff -

The only time -

BOB will try AND -

Do something -

Is if BOB tries AND -

Fails -

Because -

BOB never tries TO -

Do that - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me.