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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

BOB and Sisters

Bonnie Hunter posted about this year’s -

Quilt show -

In Sisters, Oregon - here -

Great photos of -

The crowd -

The food -

And their table at the trunk show/lecture -

But -

BOB can't see paying $$$ -

For food that she can’t eat -

And a trunk show/lecture -

That she can’t see -

Because the table -

Is so far away - ;))

BOB thinks that -

Rather than actually -

ATTEND the show -

She’ll sit at home -

In her comfy chair -

In her jammies -

With her cup of coffee -

And -

THANKS to bloggers EVERYWHERE -

Check out all of the blog photos -

For FREE - ;))

BOB can't wait to see -

The Long Beach International Quilt Show -

This weekend - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me.



Friday, July 20, 2012

BOB and 60-degrees

Lefties -

If you want to have some fun -

Next time you go to a quilt shop -

Ask someone there -

Or ask your quilting teacher -

To show you how to cut a 60-degree diamond -

LEFT-HANDED -

Then watch them flip a ruler this way and that -

For a while -

When they finally give up -

Smile sweetly -

Tell them to "just reverse it" -

Then show them that all you have to do -

Is start from the RIGHT end of the strip -

And cut along the LEFT side of the ruler -

Or you could just wait to see -

How long it takes them to figure it out - ;))


But then again - it's probably just me.



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