Bonnie Hunter posted about this year’s -
Quilt show -
In Sisters, Oregon - here -
Great photos of -
The crowd -
The food -
And their table at the trunk show/lecture -
But -
BOB can't see paying $$$ -
For food that she can’t eat -
And a trunk show/lecture -
That she can’t see -
Because the table -
Is so far away - ;))
BOB thinks that -
Rather than actually -
ATTEND the show -
She’ll sit at home -
In her comfy chair -
In her jammies -
With her cup of coffee -
And -
THANKS to bloggers EVERYWHERE -
Check out all of the blog photos -
For FREE - ;))
BOB can't wait to see -
The Long Beach International Quilt Show -
This weekend - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
BOB and 60-degrees
Lefties -
If you want to have some fun -
Next time you go to a quilt shop -
Ask someone there -
Or ask your quilting teacher -
To show you how to cut a 60-degree diamond -
LEFT-HANDED -
Then watch them flip a ruler this way and that -
For a while -
When they finally give up -
Smile sweetly -
Tell them to "just reverse it" -
Then show them that all you have to do -
Is start from the RIGHT end of the strip -
And cut along the LEFT side of the ruler -
Or you could just wait to see -
How long it takes them to figure it out - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
If you want to have some fun -
Next time you go to a quilt shop -
Ask someone there -
Or ask your quilting teacher -
To show you how to cut a 60-degree diamond -
LEFT-HANDED -
Then watch them flip a ruler this way and that -
For a while -
When they finally give up -
Smile sweetly -
Tell them to "just reverse it" -
Then show them that all you have to do -
Is start from the RIGHT end of the strip -
And cut along the LEFT side of the ruler -
Or you could just wait to see -
How long it takes them to figure it out - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.