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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012
BOB speaks
BOB speaks English -
BOB speaks Leftish -
BOB speaks Gibberish -
And has learned a little Latin - ;))
But -
BOB does not speak French -
Or German -
Or Spanish -
BOB will be more than happy -
To learn to speak those languages -
If and when she decides to move -
To France -
Or -
To Germany -
Or -
To Spain - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
BOB is not alone
BOB is NOT alone -
BOB has found some friends -
Who leave comments here and there -
BOB doesn't want to scare her nicey-nice quilty readers -
So she rants here -
And not on her "other" blog -
BUT -
WHAT IF -
We designate one day a week -
Or one day a month -
As a "Bitchin' Day" -
On our "other" blogs? -
Call it something special -
Call if something really cool - ;))
One of BOB's readers -
Who may wish to remain anonymous -
Didn't ask her - so I will assume she does - ;))
Suggested -
"Flip 'Em Off Friday" -
Or -
"Feel Like Flippin' 'Em Off Friday" -
Or how about - -
We could shorten that to -
"Flippin' Friday" -
Or we could just call it -
"Quilter BOB's BFF" -
"Quilter BOB's Bitch Fest Friday" - ;))
Or -
Call it something else entirely -
What do you think?
Any other suggestions for which day of the week -
Or which day of the month -
We could/should choose -
And what we could/should call it?
Or if we should even do it at all - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
P.S. I just had a silly thought -
We could do it on Sunday -
And call it our "Sunday Sermons" - ;))
BOB has found some friends -
Who leave comments here and there -
BOB doesn't want to scare her nicey-nice quilty readers -
So she rants here -
And not on her "other" blog -
BUT -
WHAT IF -
We designate one day a week -
Or one day a month -
As a "Bitchin' Day" -
On our "other" blogs? -
Call it something special -
Call if something really cool - ;))
One of BOB's readers -
Who may wish to remain anonymous -
Didn't ask her - so I will assume she does - ;))
Suggested -
"Flip 'Em Off Friday" -
Or -
"Feel Like Flippin' 'Em Off Friday" -
Or how about - -
We could shorten that to -
"Flippin' Friday" -
Or we could just call it -
"Quilter BOB's BFF" -
"Quilter BOB's Bitch Fest Friday" - ;))
Or -
Call it something else entirely -
What do you think?
Any other suggestions for which day of the week -
Or which day of the month -
We could/should choose -
And what we could/should call it?
Or if we should even do it at all - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
P.S. I just had a silly thought -
We could do it on Sunday -
And call it our "Sunday Sermons" - ;))
Friday, May 25, 2012
BOB and Latin
Way back when BOB was younger -
A loooooooooong time ago - ;))
LATIN was the language used in a Catholic Mass -
And -
Because BOB went to a Catholic school -
And attended Catholic Mass -
BOB learned a little LATIN -
And has often wondered why -
Latinos don't speak Latin - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
A loooooooooong time ago - ;))
LATIN was the language used in a Catholic Mass -
And -
Because BOB went to a Catholic school -
And attended Catholic Mass -
BOB learned a little LATIN -
And has often wondered why -
Latinos don't speak Latin - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
BOB'S least favorite blogs - Part 2
There are a lot of blogs that -
BOB just don't bother to read any more.
They may have a “give-away” -
And -
BOB may leave a comment -
But BOB won't become a follower -
Or anything else.
And sometimes BOB won't even leave a comment -
If BOB doesn't want/need what they are giving away.
And then there are the ones -
"Have you seen my friend's blog - she's having a sale on so-and-so today."
Don’t get me wrong -
I'm all for promoting your friends -
And their blogs -
But COME ON!! -
Just admit that you and your friends are COMMERCIAL blogs -
And that quilting is your BUSINESS -
Not your HOBBY!!
And -
Before you start to think that -
I dislike ALL COMMERCIAL blogs -
I DON’T -
I read Bonnie Hunter's blog EVERY day -
Sometimes more than once -
But I know UP FRONT that -
She is a teacher - author - etc. -
And she is not the least bit sneaky about it -
Unlike a LOT of others - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
BOB just don't bother to read any more.
They may have a “give-away” -
And -
BOB may leave a comment -
But BOB won't become a follower -
Or anything else.
And sometimes BOB won't even leave a comment -
If BOB doesn't want/need what they are giving away.
And then there are the ones -
"Have you seen my friend's blog - she's having a sale on so-and-so today."
Don’t get me wrong -
I'm all for promoting your friends -
And their blogs -
But COME ON!! -
Just admit that you and your friends are COMMERCIAL blogs -
And that quilting is your BUSINESS -
Not your HOBBY!!
And -
Before you start to think that -
I dislike ALL COMMERCIAL blogs -
I DON’T -
I read Bonnie Hunter's blog EVERY day -
Sometimes more than once -
But I know UP FRONT that -
She is a teacher - author - etc. -
And she is not the least bit sneaky about it -
Unlike a LOT of others - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
BOB's least favorite blogs
BOB has already told you that -
She doesn't like blogs -
That are trying to SELL her something -
She forgot to add that -
Same goes for the AWARDS that are just glorified chain letters -
(Except for the Liebster Blog Award - LHQ got that one - ;))
And the GIVE-AWAYS and CONTESTS that are basically just advertising -
(GO! for it - ;)) -
And the REVIEWS that are sponsored by the supplier -
(Have you ever seen a negative review on the AccuQuilt site? - ;))
And all of other BUY ME - BUY ME crap out there -
If I want to BUY something -
I will go to your WEBSITE -
NOT your BLOG -
But then again - it's probably just me.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
BOB's favorite blogs -
BOB's favorite blogs -
Are the ones -
That aren't trying -
To SELL her something - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
Are the ones -
That aren't trying -
To SELL her something - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.