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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

BOB speaks


BOB speaks English -

BOB speaks Leftish -

BOB speaks Gibberish -

And has learned a little Latin - ;))

But -

BOB does not speak French -

Or German -

Or Spanish -

BOB will be more than happy -

To learn to speak those languages -

If and when she decides to move -

To France -

Or -

To Germany -

Or -

To Spain - ;))



But then again - it's probably just me.



Sunday, May 27, 2012

BOB is not alone

BOB is NOT alone -

BOB has found some friends -

Who leave comments here and there -

BOB doesn't want to scare her nicey-nice quilty readers -

So she rants here -

And not on her "other" blog -

BUT -

WHAT IF -

We designate one day a week -

Or one day a month -

As a "Bitchin' Day" -

On our "other" blogs? -

Call it something special -

Call if something really cool - ;))

One of BOB's readers -

Who may wish to remain anonymous -

Didn't ask her - so I will assume she does - ;))

Suggested -

"Flip 'Em Off Friday" -

Or -

"Feel Like Flippin' 'Em Off Friday" -

Or how about - -

We could shorten that to -

"Flippin' Friday" -

Or we could just call it -

"Quilter BOB's BFF" -

"Quilter BOB's Bitch Fest Friday" - ;))

Or -

Call it something else entirely -

What do you think?

Any other suggestions for which day of the week -

Or which day of the month -

We could/should choose -

And what we could/should call it?

Or if we should even do it at all - ;))



But then again - it's probably just me.

P.S. I just had a silly thought -
We could do it on Sunday -
And call it our "Sunday Sermons" - ;))





Friday, May 25, 2012

BOB and Latin

Way back when BOB was younger -

A loooooooooong time ago - ;))

LATIN was the language used in a Catholic Mass -

And -

Because BOB went to a Catholic school -

And attended Catholic Mass -

BOB learned a little LATIN -

And has often wondered why -

Latinos don't speak Latin - ;))



But then again - it's probably just me.



Wednesday, May 23, 2012

BOB'S least favorite blogs - Part 2

There are a lot of blogs that -

BOB just don't bother to read any more.

They may have a “give-away” -

And -

BOB may leave a comment -

But BOB won't become a follower -

Or anything else.

And sometimes BOB won't even leave a comment -

If BOB doesn't want/need what they are giving away.

And then there are the ones -

"Have you seen my friend's blog - she's having a sale on so-and-so today."

Don’t get me wrong -

I'm all for promoting your friends -

And their blogs -

But COME ON!! -

Just admit that you and your friends are COMMERCIAL blogs -

And that quilting is your BUSINESS -

Not your HOBBY!!

And -

Before you start to think that -

I dislike ALL COMMERCIAL blogs -

I DON’T -

I read Bonnie Hunter's blog EVERY day -

Sometimes more than once -

But I know UP FRONT that -

She is a teacher - author - etc. -

And she is not the least bit sneaky about it -

Unlike a LOT of others - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me.





Tuesday, May 22, 2012

BOB's least favorite blogs


BOB has already told you that -

She doesn't like blogs -

That are trying to SELL her something -

She forgot to add that -

Same goes for the AWARDS that are just glorified chain letters -
(Except for the Liebster Blog Award - LHQ got that one - ;))

And the GIVE-AWAYS and CONTESTS that are basically just advertising -
(GO! for it - ;)) -

And the REVIEWS that are sponsored by the supplier -
(Have you ever seen a negative review on the AccuQuilt site? - ;))

And all of other BUY ME - BUY ME crap out there -

If I want to BUY something -

I will go to your WEBSITE -

NOT your BLOG -



But then again - it's probably just me.



Thursday, May 3, 2012

BOB's favorite blogs -

BOB's favorite blogs -

Are the ones -

That aren't trying -

To SELL her something - ;))


But then again - it's probably just me.

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