LHQ is doing some posts on the NEW BLOGGER INTERFACE -
And said -
First we need to CREATE A NEW POST -
We’ll call it “TESTING 1-2-3” -
Clever title - don’t you think? ;))
If you are not sure how to do that with the new BLOGGER INTERFACE -
Check out Quilter BOB for a quick trip around the new BLOGGER INTERFACE -
And step-by-step instructions for creating our “TESTING 1-2-3” post - ;))
SO - now that you are here -
Let’s PLAY with the new interface -
Might as well -
It’s going to be like this -
Until they decide to change it again - ;))
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Anyway -
Log in to Blogger -
Say “Hello” to your new DASHBOARD -
Underneath all of the BLOGGER - “Look How Great We Are” - Crap -
That you can watch/read at your leisure -
Find the little ORANGE BOX on the right next to the name of your blog -
It has a little WHITE PEN/PENCIL in it -
“LEFT CLICK” on that - and you can CREATE A NEW POST -
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NOTE TO BLOGGER:
Funny thing -
If it had SAID - “CREATE A NEW POST” -
WITHOUT having to hover my mouse over it -
Or just - “ NEW POST” -
I would have found it a WHOLE lot faster -
‘Cuz I am one of those who can actually READ -
And don’t need a PICTURE with a PEN/PENCIL in it -
What are we - cavemen??
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Anyway -
Rather than put you at the top -
Where you can enter the TITLE of your post -
Blogger puts the cursor on the first line of your text -
SO -
Just in case you accidentally save this post as “whatever your first line reads” -
And - believe me - it will - ;))
At the top - find the box that says - POST TITLE -
Type in TESTING 1-2-3
Go back to the text area -
Hit ENTER three times -
Then type - (in caps) -
BOLD - then hit ENTER twice -
ITALICS - then hit ENTER twice -
UNDERLINE - then hit ENTER twice -
Then - go back to the top -
“LEFT CLICK” on SAVE first -
Then PREVIEW - to see what you have -
Then CLOSE the PREVIEW tab at the top of the screen -
And “LEFT CLICK” on CLOSE -
That should take you back to the POSTS page -
If you “LEFT CLICK” on the ORANGE BOX with the WHITE "B" at the top left -
Or the MY BLOGS right below it -
You will get back to the new version of the old DASHBOARD -
Too bad they just didn't call it DASHBOARD!!
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NOTE TO BLOGGER:
An ORANGE BOX with a WHITE B in it is another picture -
And could mean ANYTHING - or nothing at all -
Why not an ORANGE BOX with the WORD - “DASHBOARD” in it??
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Find the little ORANGE BOX on the right next to the name of your blog again -
To the right of that is a little thingy that looks like TABLET OF PAPER(?) -
if you hover the mouse over it - it should say GO TO POST LIST -
“LEFT CLICK” on that - and take a look - and then come back to the "B"
Then find the little ORANGE BOX again - and the TABLET -
To the right of that is a BOX WITH AN ARROW -
If you hover your mouse over it - it says “More options” -
“LEFT CLICK” on the ARROW -
And you get a whole list of things -
“LEFT CLICK” on the POSTS - look familiar? ;))
They just moved stuff around - for no apparent reason!! ;))
Have fun trying to find stuff!! ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Friday, April 27, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Tax Day - 4/17/12
April 15th is usually Income Tax Day in the U.S.
This year it has been extended to April 17th -
But LHQ explained all of that -
This little rant is for those who aren’t going to get a REFUND -
And are pissed because they have to PAY taxes on April 15.
First off -
We ALL pay taxes -
Some just pay more than others - ;))
And even though it was a LONG time ago -
I still remember a section in my college Finance class workbook -
It applies as much today as it did WAAAAY back then -
It read -
Do not try to impute any logic into the Tax Law.
Your taxes are calculated this way -
Because CONGRESS says so!!
So if you want to get pissed -
Get pissed at CONGRESS!!
And secondly -
REFUNDS are NOT magic money -
They are REFUNDS because you PAID MORE during the year -
Than you OWED on your tax return -
And if you didn’t pay ENOUGH -
You have to pay the DIFFERENCE on April 15 -
Simple -
If you had MORE deducted from your paycheck -
Or PAID MORE on your quarterly “estimates” -
You probably wouldn’t have to pay any “DIFFERENCE” -
So -
If you want a $5000 refund next year -
Just PAY in $5000 MORE THAN YOU OWE on your Income Tax return - ;))
Oh -
And if you want to get seriously pissed -
Wait until you have to pay Income Tax AGAIN on your Social Security -
You know - the FICA - that they TAKE OUT of your check -
AFTER you have paid Income Tax on it - the first time -
Because - when you retire and actually get it PAID BACK to you -
CONGRESS has decided to call some of it “Income” -
So you get the honor of paying Income Tax on it - AGAIN -
Because CONGRESS says so!! ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
BOB and footnotes
BOB is confused again -
If she uses a certain “line” of fabric -
And makes something -
And then posts a photo of it -
Can she tell you -
The name of the fabric line -
Or not?
If she does - will she get sued for naming it?
If she doesn’t - will she get sued -
For NOT naming the fabric line -
Or the designer -
Or the manufacturer -
Or the thread count? - ;))
BOB was taught to ALWAYS -
Give credit to her sources -
We used to have to do “term papers” -
In school -
And we needed footnotes -
Citations -
And a bibliography -
Nowadays -
All of that has been replaced by links -
And the threat of copyright infringement -
But then again - it’s probably just me.
If she uses a certain “line” of fabric -
And makes something -
And then posts a photo of it -
Can she tell you -
The name of the fabric line -
Or not?
If she does - will she get sued for naming it?
If she doesn’t - will she get sued -
For NOT naming the fabric line -
Or the designer -
Or the manufacturer -
Or the thread count? - ;))
BOB was taught to ALWAYS -
Give credit to her sources -
We used to have to do “term papers” -
In school -
And we needed footnotes -
Citations -
And a bibliography -
Nowadays -
All of that has been replaced by links -
And the threat of copyright infringement -
But then again - it’s probably just me.
Monday, April 2, 2012
BOB's Sampler Quilt
LHQ and I have decided to make a Sampler Quilt -
We call it our -
Left-HandedQuilter’sSamplerQuiltandyoubetternotcopyitorIwillhollercopyrightinfringementlikesomeoneelseweknowjustkiddingalloftheblocksthatIammakingarebasicandclassicandpublicdomainandcanbefoundinabunchofbooksandIthinkthatquiltersthroughouthistoryarebynaturecopycatsandlovetocopyeverythingtheyseetryingtomakequiltpatternsoutoftilemosaicsandallmannerofotherthingsunderthesunandIwouldbehonoredifyouwouldfollowalongandmakeyourownversionofmysamplerquiltandwouldloveitifyoucalleditaLHQSQandlinkedbacktomyblogthankyouverymuch;))
LHQSQ for short - ;))
It should be fun - seeing as how we HATE sampler quilts - and we HATE BOM's - hahaha.
Seriously, though - it's mostly in protest of the drama surrounding that other sampler quilt.
I'm still pissed that she can claim copyright crap on public domain blocks in a standard size - geesh!!
Anyway - I thought I would make a game of it - see if I can come up with 99 - 9-patch blocks from hither and yon.
Can't tell anyone that there will be 99 (I hope) or I'm sure to scare everybody off.
See - I probably scared you off with the mere MENTION of a sampler quilt - right?
But - hey - they're only going to be 6" - and mostly squares - HST - and QST - see how far that gets me.
And I hear that I probably shouldn't mention the fabrics I use either - oh, joy - ;))
We call it our -
Left-HandedQuilter’sSamplerQuiltandyoubetternotcopyitorIwillhollercopyrightinfringementlikesomeoneelseweknowjustkiddingalloftheblocksthatIammakingarebasicandclassicandpublicdomainandcanbefoundinabunchofbooksandIthinkthatquiltersthroughouthistoryarebynaturecopycatsandlovetocopyeverythingtheyseetryingtomakequiltpatternsoutoftilemosaicsandallmannerofotherthingsunderthesunandIwouldbehonoredifyouwouldfollowalongandmakeyourownversionofmysamplerquiltandwouldloveitifyoucalleditaLHQSQandlinkedbacktomyblogthankyouverymuch;))
LHQSQ for short - ;))
It should be fun - seeing as how we HATE sampler quilts - and we HATE BOM's - hahaha.
Seriously, though - it's mostly in protest of the drama surrounding that other sampler quilt.
I'm still pissed that she can claim copyright crap on public domain blocks in a standard size - geesh!!
Anyway - I thought I would make a game of it - see if I can come up with 99 - 9-patch blocks from hither and yon.
Can't tell anyone that there will be 99 (I hope) or I'm sure to scare everybody off.
See - I probably scared you off with the mere MENTION of a sampler quilt - right?
But - hey - they're only going to be 6" - and mostly squares - HST - and QST - see how far that gets me.
And I hear that I probably shouldn't mention the fabrics I use either - oh, joy - ;))