BOB is feeling old -
Ever since -
She looked in the mirror -
And saw -
Her grandmother - ;))
But then again - it's probably just me.
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Thursday, March 22, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
BOB said "Hi"
BOB and I have been in a BIT muCHy mood lately -
In case you haven’t noticed - ;))
And have been having a lot of trouble being nice -
Tomorrow I have a “nice” post scheduled -
So don't worry - I AM feeling better -
But -
BOB was naughty -
I know that it was childish -
But BOB just couldn’t help it.
My other blog got a comment thatpissed me off annoyed me -
It wasn’t rude -
Just annoying -
You can read all about it over there -
Look for the “Welcome” post -
This is the blog that nobody reads -
Except you guys, of course - ;))
So I can tell you what BOB did -
‘Cuz BOB got her feelings hurt -
And has to tell somebody.
The commenter was a “no-reply” -
But her profile had a blog listed -
So BOB went to say “Hi” -
BOB checked her blog -
And went back a few months -
To see what she had been up to.
She had just finished a FW quilt top -
Two or three posts/weeks ago -
Very pretty -
So BOB left her a comment -
On her latest post -
Saying that BOB thought her stuff was very nice -
And asked if she had tried the FW quilt yet.
I know that it wasn’t nice -
And I know that it was childish -
But BOB couldn’t help it -
And wanted her to know -
How it feels -
To have someone visit your blog -
Say “Hi” -
And then leave - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
In case you haven’t noticed - ;))
And have been having a lot of trouble being nice -
Tomorrow I have a “nice” post scheduled -
So don't worry - I AM feeling better -
But -
BOB was naughty -
I know that it was childish -
But BOB just couldn’t help it.
My other blog got a comment that
It wasn’t rude -
Just annoying -
You can read all about it over there -
Look for the “Welcome” post -
This is the blog that nobody reads -
Except you guys, of course - ;))
So I can tell you what BOB did -
‘Cuz BOB got her feelings hurt -
And has to tell somebody.
The commenter was a “no-reply” -
But her profile had a blog listed -
So BOB went to say “Hi” -
BOB checked her blog -
And went back a few months -
To see what she had been up to.
She had just finished a FW quilt top -
Two or three posts/weeks ago -
Very pretty -
So BOB left her a comment -
On her latest post -
Saying that BOB thought her stuff was very nice -
And asked if she had tried the FW quilt yet.
I know that it wasn’t nice -
And I know that it was childish -
But BOB couldn’t help it -
And wanted her to know -
How it feels -
To have someone visit your blog -
Say “Hi” -
And then leave - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
Monday, March 5, 2012
BOB doesn't do "requests"
BOB has NEVER made a quilt -
For someone else -
Let me rephrase that -
BOB DOES make quilts for family and friends -
As gifts -
Which assumes that they WANT one - ;))
But BOB has NEVER made a "commissioned" quilt -
She learned her lesson -
A long time ago -
When a lady she knew -
Asked BOB to make some dresses for her.
The lady paid BOB for the fabric - pattern - time - etc. -
No problem.
BUT when the lady went to try the dresses on -
The lady said that they fit just fine -
But that they were too LONG -
And that she wanted BOB to shorten them.
BOB asked if she was SURE -
That she wanted the dresses cut down -
Because once they were cut -
BOB wouldn’t be able to add it back on.
(See NOTE below.)
The lady said that she was SURE -
And BOB cut them down -
Then -
The lady decided that she wanted -
To wear the dresses with a BELT -
And complained to BOB -
That she couldn’t do that now -
Because the dresses -
Were TOO SHORT!!
BOB gave her her money back -
And has NEVER made anything -
For anyone else again -
Unless it was something BOB wanted to make -
And BOB got to decide the size -
The color -
The design - etc.
BOB believes that -
You can’t please them -
And that -
You can’t give someone what he/she wants -
When they don’t know -
WHAT they want - ;))
NOW -
When anyone asks BOB to make a quilt for them -
She politely declines -
But offers -
To TEACH THEM HOW TO QUILT -
Funny how the person asking -
Is no longer interested - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
**NOTE - And before you ask -
The dress/pattern design was such that it was NOT a typical "just lower the hem" situation. The fabric was jersey knit and the hem was a double top-stitch - trimmed after sewn. The shortening was NOT reversible.
For someone else -
Let me rephrase that -
BOB DOES make quilts for family and friends -
As gifts -
Which assumes that they WANT one - ;))
But BOB has NEVER made a "commissioned" quilt -
She learned her lesson -
A long time ago -
When a lady she knew -
Asked BOB to make some dresses for her.
The lady paid BOB for the fabric - pattern - time - etc. -
No problem.
BUT when the lady went to try the dresses on -
The lady said that they fit just fine -
But that they were too LONG -
And that she wanted BOB to shorten them.
BOB asked if she was SURE -
That she wanted the dresses cut down -
Because once they were cut -
BOB wouldn’t be able to add it back on.
(See NOTE below.)
The lady said that she was SURE -
And BOB cut them down -
Then -
The lady decided that she wanted -
To wear the dresses with a BELT -
And complained to BOB -
That she couldn’t do that now -
Because the dresses -
Were TOO SHORT!!
BOB gave her her money back -
And has NEVER made anything -
For anyone else again -
Unless it was something BOB wanted to make -
And BOB got to decide the size -
The color -
The design - etc.
BOB believes that -
You can’t please them -
And that -
You can’t give someone what he/she wants -
When they don’t know -
WHAT they want - ;))
NOW -
When anyone asks BOB to make a quilt for them -
She politely declines -
But offers -
To TEACH THEM HOW TO QUILT -
Funny how the person asking -
Is no longer interested - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
**NOTE - And before you ask -
The dress/pattern design was such that it was NOT a typical "just lower the hem" situation. The fabric was jersey knit and the hem was a double top-stitch - trimmed after sewn. The shortening was NOT reversible.