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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
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Monday, April 4, 2011

BOB and the Six Truths

BOB recently received this email from a friend - and just had to share -

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Six Truths in Life - 

1.  You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3.  And discover #1 is a lie.

4.  You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

^..^

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