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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Friday, August 3, 2012
Little Johnny
Little Johnny came home from school one day -
And his mom asked him what he had learned -
He told her that his teacher -
Had talked about her imaginary friend -
His teacher had told him that -
He tells her what to do -
He tells her what not to do - (or else) -
He has some rules she has to follow -
He has a book she has to read -
He grants her wishes - (sometimes) -
He has a birthday and she celebrates with presents and everything -
Little Johnny’s mom got all upset -
And was ready to march on down -
To the principal’s office -
To complain about the teacher -
Until she realized that -
Little Johnny had just come home -
From Sunday school - ;))
But then again - it’s probably just me.
1 comment:
LMFAO!
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