BOB and Sisters

Bonnie Hunter posted about this year’s -

Quilt show -

In Sisters, Oregon - here -

Great photos of -

The crowd -

The food -

And their table at the trunk show/lecture -

But -

BOB can't see paying $$$ -

For food that she can’t eat -

And a trunk show/lecture -

That she can’t see -

Because the table -

Is so far away - ;))

BOB thinks that -

Rather than actually -

ATTEND the show -

She’ll sit at home -

In her comfy chair -

In her jammies -

With her cup of coffee -

And -

THANKS to bloggers EVERYWHERE -

Check out all of the blog photos -

For FREE - ;))

BOB can't wait to see -

The Long Beach International Quilt Show -

This weekend - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me.

BOB and 60-degrees

Lefties -

If you want to have some fun -

Next time you go to a quilt shop -

Ask someone there -

Or ask your quilting teacher -

To show you how to cut a 60-degree diamond -

LEFT-HANDED -

Then watch them flip a ruler this way and that -

For a while -

When they finally give up -

Smile sweetly -

Tell them to "just reverse it" -

Then show them that all you have to do -

Is start from the RIGHT end of the strip -

And cut along the LEFT side of the ruler -

Or you could just wait to see -

How long it takes them to figure it out - ;))


But then again - it's probably just me.

BOB knits

BOB knits RIGHT-HANDED -

When BOB was a kid -
And asked her mother to teach her -
How to knit -

Her mother said that she would be damned -
If she was going to try to figure out -
How to do it LEFT-HANDED -
So that she could show BOB how -

So if BOB wanted to learn how to knit -
She would teach her -
RIGHT-HANDED -
Or not at all -

BOB's little sister - bob -
blind old bat -
On the other hand -
Never learned to knit -
At all -

Even though bob is/was -
RIGHT-HANDED -
Because she didn't want to -

And she didn't have to -
Because -
BOB's mother did it -
For her -

BOB did it herself -

BOB also taught herself -
How to crochet -
LEFT-HANDED - ;))


But then again - it's probably just me.

BOB tries to

BOB tries TO -

Do stuff -

BOB does not try AND -

Do stuff -

The only time -

BOB will try AND -

Do something -

Is if BOB tries AND -

Fails -

Because -

BOB never tries TO -

Do that - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me.