BOB's Tuesday Toast - 5/6/14

Here’s to Big Box Stores -

May they stop hiding moving stuff - ;))

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BOB went to a Big Box Store the other day -

And on the list was -

Tortilla Chips and Salsa - ;))

BOB found the Tortilla Chips -

No problem -

On the end-cap -

Where it was the LAST time BOB went to the store - ;))

But the Salsa -

The one that BOB likes -

The MILD kind -

That was always right NEXT to the chips -

Wasn’t there this time - ;))

They had a DIFFERENT one in its place -

A MEDIUM kind -

And BOB doesn’t WANT -

The NEW and DIFFERENT and MEDIUM one -

BOB wants the one BOB wants - ;))

BOB eventually found it -

Next to the Canned Pickled Olives -

Across from the Cocoa -

In the Spice aisle - ;))

BOB doesn’t understand the logic -

Behind putting it there -

Unless they hide move the stuff that BOB wants -

In an effort to make BOB buy something else -

In which case -

BOB won’t buy the something else -

On general principles -

And will go to a different store -

To get what she wants -

If she has to - ;))



But then again - it’s probably just me - ;))