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I really should go back and put it where it belongs - but I'm too lazy - and besides - I want to sew right now. Talk to you later.
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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WARNING - BOB is my alter ego - Bitchy Old Broad.
BOB's adventures are basically rants - some funny - some silly - some stupid - some sad - some just plain bitchy -
depending on your point of view. Also be warned that I may cuss/swear on this blog. If that offends you - don't read it.
I'm a grown-up and I can swear if I want to. It's my blog. Also - these opinions are only my opinions - I could be wrong. ;))
If you haven't already - you may want to read my posts - Meet BOB - and BOB went to Target.
If you prefer not to read rants - STOP READING NOW!!
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Feeling better today...
Hi guys -
I'm feeling much better today. It took long enough! I didn't get much done in the last week - but I did manage to do some sewing - between naps, of course.
First - I got the placemats all together into a top - turned out to be about 41" x 45". Not bad. I only used 7 of them - so the extra one will probably be - drum roll, please - a placemat!! I'm going to practice my free motion quilting on it - like I was going to do in the first place!
Anyway - I may use this as the back for my other little table topper - make it kinda reversible - haven't decided yet. But for now, it's going on top of my "unquilted tops" pile - 'cuz I'm getting a little tired of working with blue and yellow. I get bored easily. And besides - Halloween is coming and I want to work on something "Halloweeny" right now.
So I dug out a charm pack to play with - Pungkin Peers by Julie Dobson Miner - Studio E Fabrics - really cute. And my book - Rotary Cutting Revolution by Anita Grossman Solomon. I wanted to try her "No Waste Windmill Block". She makes them with 8" blocks but I figured I could resize it for 5" charms - so here goes.
Here we have the first pile all nice and cut -
And the second stack ready to go -
Oops....
Oh, well - guess they're going to be a bit short. Not the first time I screwed up the cutting - so I figured it was time for another nap. (Naps - funny how I hated them when I was a little kid - now they are one of my favorite things.)
Later - I put them up on my design wall - 4 x 4 -
Not bad - how about 6 x 3 ? -
Yeah, I like that better - more like a table runner or placemat - depending on how big it turns out. I love how quilts decide how big they want be. This one already decided it wanted to be smaller - or I wouldn't have screwed up the cutting - don't you think?
Anyway - I put the extra (short) pieces up to fill the holes - and got this -
I'm really liking how it looks. Now I'll sew it together and see how big it wants to be. Then I'll decide on borders - or not. Stay tuned.
I'm feeling much better today. It took long enough! I didn't get much done in the last week - but I did manage to do some sewing - between naps, of course.
First - I got the placemats all together into a top - turned out to be about 41" x 45". Not bad. I only used 7 of them - so the extra one will probably be - drum roll, please - a placemat!! I'm going to practice my free motion quilting on it - like I was going to do in the first place!
Anyway - I may use this as the back for my other little table topper - make it kinda reversible - haven't decided yet. But for now, it's going on top of my "unquilted tops" pile - 'cuz I'm getting a little tired of working with blue and yellow. I get bored easily. And besides - Halloween is coming and I want to work on something "Halloweeny" right now.
So I dug out a charm pack to play with - Pungkin Peers by Julie Dobson Miner - Studio E Fabrics - really cute. And my book - Rotary Cutting Revolution by Anita Grossman Solomon. I wanted to try her "No Waste Windmill Block". She makes them with 8" blocks but I figured I could resize it for 5" charms - so here goes.
Here we have the first pile all nice and cut -
And the second stack ready to go -
Oops....
Oh, well - guess they're going to be a bit short. Not the first time I screwed up the cutting - so I figured it was time for another nap. (Naps - funny how I hated them when I was a little kid - now they are one of my favorite things.)
Later - I put them up on my design wall - 4 x 4 -
Not bad - how about 6 x 3 ? -
Yeah, I like that better - more like a table runner or placemat - depending on how big it turns out. I love how quilts decide how big they want be. This one already decided it wanted to be smaller - or I wouldn't have screwed up the cutting - don't you think?
Anyway - I put the extra (short) pieces up to fill the holes - and got this -
I'm really liking how it looks. Now I'll sew it together and see how big it wants to be. Then I'll decide on borders - or not. Stay tuned.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Bitchy Pill + Voice Mail = Mini Bitch Rant
I'm not feeling well today. I have been fighting a cold/flu thing and the meds I'm taking make me bitchy. (Yeah, I know - I don't really need a pill to make me bitchy!) So I decided to take a nap and when I heard the phone ring - I let it go to "voice mail".
I still don't understand why they call it "voice mail". I get "e-mail" - you're mailing information electronically - that makes sense. "Voice mail" just doesn't make sense to me. It's not like you're mailing your voice or anything. And at my house, if I don't answer the phone - I have a machine that answers it for me - I call it my "answering machine". (I told you that I took a bitchy pill - or two!)
Anyway - this is the message I got while I was taking my nap -
This message is for (my full name). We have received an approval for your follow-up. Please call us at 555-ABCD. 555-ABCD. Thanks. Bye-bye.
OK.
(my full name) - Must be official - no one calls me by my full name unless it's official.
We - Who is "We"? Who are you?
received an approval - Must be medical.
follow-up - Which one? I wish I had only one doctor.
us - Who is "us"? I repeat - Who are you?
555-ABCD - Oh, goody - I get to check the numbers of all of my doctors to see who you are.
Bye-bye - What are you - three?
I know with all the HIPAA rules they can't say they are a doctor's office calling - just in case the wrong person gets the message. (Too bad they don't guard your financial information as closely as they do your medical.) But I really want to call them back and leave this message -
This message is for you. I got your message. Please call me at 555-EFGH. 555-EFGH. Thanks. Bye-bye.
I still don't understand why they call it "voice mail". I get "e-mail" - you're mailing information electronically - that makes sense. "Voice mail" just doesn't make sense to me. It's not like you're mailing your voice or anything. And at my house, if I don't answer the phone - I have a machine that answers it for me - I call it my "answering machine". (I told you that I took a bitchy pill - or two!)
Anyway - this is the message I got while I was taking my nap -
This message is for (my full name). We have received an approval for your follow-up. Please call us at 555-ABCD. 555-ABCD. Thanks. Bye-bye.
OK.
(my full name) - Must be official - no one calls me by my full name unless it's official.
We - Who is "We"? Who are you?
received an approval - Must be medical.
follow-up - Which one? I wish I had only one doctor.
us - Who is "us"? I repeat - Who are you?
555-ABCD - Oh, goody - I get to check the numbers of all of my doctors to see who you are.
Bye-bye - What are you - three?
I know with all the HIPAA rules they can't say they are a doctor's office calling - just in case the wrong person gets the message. (Too bad they don't guard your financial information as closely as they do your medical.) But I really want to call them back and leave this message -
This message is for you. I got your message. Please call me at 555-EFGH. 555-EFGH. Thanks. Bye-bye.